Help me hire your replacement – by the way, you’re fired.

Customer: Hey, take a look at this other designer’s work.

He showed me a bunch of jobs that were frankly rubbish.

Me: (politely) This… well, I would say there are a few things this person has yet to learn.

Customer: Hmm okay.

Me: Why do you ask?

Customer: Well I was thinking of hiring someone full time and I know this guy.

Me: If you did that, would you keep me under contract?

Customer: Probably not, no.

First time involuntarily sitting on the maintenance committee of my replacement.

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